Lesbians! Porn! Politics!

I have just learned that the posts most read on my blog were #1 My crush on Rachel Maddow and #2 My reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup. From this, I have concluded that people love reading (or have a morbid curiosity about) my writings about lesbians, porn and politics. I can’t be offended. These happen to be my favorite topics, too.

So because it’s what the people want I’m now going to list my ideas on lesbians, porn, and politics…

porn queen Nina Hartley, lesbian recruiting, political hottie Rachel Maddow
porn queen Nina Hartley, lesbian recruiting, political hottie Rachel Maddow

My favorite lesbian porn scene is Belladonna and Nina Hartley in a bondage scene. I forget the film.

My favorite lesbian sex scene in mainstream film is Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger.

I do not like porn with plots (I always thought I would until I saw Curse Eternal).

I’m a liberal who feels like she would be a conservative if she were delusional (ie thought one could go from poor to rich on gumption alone).

My favorite lesbian political commentator…I’m sure you know.

I think a lesbian could be President in my lifetime ONLY because I just saw a black man become one. I did not think it before.

I do NOT think a porn star will become President in my lifetime.

If I were a porn star, I’d be too intimidated by Nina Hartley, so I’d have Jesse Jane be my first lesbian scene.

If I were to talk politics with a porn star, it’d of course be Hartley (yes, I’m a fan).

If I were to talk porn with a politician, I’d talk to George W cuz I bet he knows the real naughty stuff.

If I were to talk porn with a lesbian I guess it’d be Portia DiRossi, just to hear her say the titles.

If I were to talk politics with a lesbian, it’d be Maddow.

I don’t know anything about lesbian politics except that I voted against Prop 8 and cried when it passed.

I know more about lesbian porn which I admit, I’m not proud.

I know a healthy amount about porn politics cuz I work in a related field. I believe it should be legal as long as everyone involved is participating with full knowledge of what is going on and participating with full consent.

Okay, I think that’s it.

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